sickened, but curious
+ 17166
Hello, world! I’m fat. I look good. That’s all, thank you.
Greetings, friends. If you are fat, you also look good. Okay, good bye.
Thin people, you are welcome to reblog this to let your fat friends know they are phenomenal
+ 201740
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
+ 303604
You know what? Fuck you.
*unshrinkies your dinks*
no….. my dinks….
+ 222911
Updog?
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“So this is my dog Mako. We think he was raised with cats initially, because he just loves to be on counters and elevated surfaces. I’ve never heard him bark, and he’s overall just a really weird little dude.”
+ 46987
What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date
Date of Origin: July 3, 2018
+ 188050